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Karakas

Mabilisang sabawan...

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 Walang nangyari sa 'min.

-Weh?! Naku. Alam ko na yang karakas mo. Kilala na kita.

 Agh!  Ano tingin mo sa 'kin?! Nakaka-offend yun ah.

 -Charot! hahaha

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Sa totoo lang, sa kanya ko lang unang narinig yung term na 'yun.

Ayon sa pagkakapaliwanag niya sa akin at sa pagkakainitindi ko ang karakas ay yung teknik mo o moves mo na kadalasang ginagamit upang mambiktima magpa-enamor o magpahumaling ng isang tao.

Eh ano naman kung may karakas ako. Palagay ko naman may kanya-kanya tayong moves para makabingwit e.

Ayon sa kanila, eto raw karakas ko:
1. Makikipagkaibigan - [wala naman masamang makipagkaibigan di ba?!]
2. Mag-aaya ng kape-kape, inom, o akyat ng bundok - [it's my way of getting to know that person. yung kami lang. far from influence of others. Nothing wrong about knowing what he likes or dislikes, right?!]
3. Mahilig daw ako maghawak ng kamay. Touchy ba. - [well, wala ako magagawa it's in my nature and profession. And if I touch you, it means I'm comfortable with you. akbay-akbay, hawak sa likod, balikat, braso, chest. ganun.]

Kung titignan mo naman yung mga karakas ko, hindi ba napaka-wholesome naman. Unlike yung ibang kilala ko.

Other karakas I encountered:
1. facebook: "kelan kaya kita matitikman?" - [Pagkain lang pala peg ko 'no.]
2. twitter: "Be blunt. Tell me what you wanna do" - [Eto yung time na iwas muna ko sa one-night's. may bf na siya ngayon.]
3. twitter: "Skype, anyone?" Tapos biglang mag-iinitiate ng show. - [pornstar lang ang peg. showing his other side. may bf na rin ngayon.]
4. Yung magjo-joke ng titikman, waiting for someone na papatol - [you! yes, you.]
5. Yung kuya-kuya kunyari - [incest lang ang peg] 
6. Yung mag-aaya ng inuman at overnight. Tapos paglasing na, manggagapang. - [old school teknik. did this in highschool. I didn't know people still do this today.]
7. Yung mag-aaya ng inuman with alot of friends just to see that one person he likes - [awww, torpe much.]
8. Yung magpapa-sweet with matching terms of endearment pa - [tengena lang.]
9. Yung dadaanin sa arts, music and dance - [kumu-culture lang oh.]
I bet marami pang karakas na umaaligid jan sa tabi-tabi. Tingin ko naman sakto lang na malaman natin ang karakas ng isang tao dahil dun natin maiintindihan kung anong tipo siya at kung ano talaga ang gusto niya sa iyo.




PS: pakibulong naman sa universe na tulungan ako this week ah. thanks! :D
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