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Noong isang araw habang palakad-lakad ako mag-isa sa mall, napag-isip-isip ko: "paano ba style ko noon 'pag gusto kong magtanggal ng init?" Ngayon kasi parang kailangan o mas maganda yung may magtatanggal noon para sa'yo 'di ba. Paano ba ako noon?

Noon, masaya na ko magjakol mag-isa. 'Yung parang may sariling buhay yung etits mo at titigas na lang siya nang kusa kaya no-choice ka kung hindi magbate. Tapos naka-tengga ka lang sa bahay, sa kwarto mo, kaya sa tuwing titigas si Junjun, parang pilit ka pang magjakol para lumambot siya. You'll be like, "You're hard again! Jeez!"

Noon solb na ko sa literotika, sa mga kwentong malilibog. Kahit walang picture, basta hindi jejemon yung pagkakasulat tsaka maayos yung sentence construction, pwede na pagjakulan. Alala ko pa nga, isang beses, sa sobrang libog ko sa binabasa ko, nilabasan ako nang hindi ko hinahawakan etits ko. Pramis! Mabaog man ako. Doon ko lang napatunayan na pure libog and imagination can really make one come.

Noon naghihintay pa ako ng chance ng sleepover o inuman para maka-take advantage sa mga friends ko. Well, di naman talaga take advantage, gusto naman nila. Kunyari lang silang natutulog. Hindi yung whenever, wherever.

Ngayon kasi parang iba na. Dahil mas madali ng makahanap ng taong tutulong sa'yo sa tag-init, mas ok yung may kasama.

Nagsimula ako noon sa mIRC tapos Yahoo Chat tapos pati yung mga TV channels na ipopost mo yung number mo TV screen tapos may magte-text na lang sa'yo ng "can we b txtm8s?", pinatos ko. Though wala naman akong naka-EB talaga (yuck! so jeje) sa kanila puro landian lang sa text, ganun.

Nagsimula na rin ako sa craft of staring at guys. Una ginamit ko siya para lang ma-hone ang gaydar ko (5-sec count). But later on, naging pick-up tool na rin siya. 'Yung magtititigan kayo tapos boom, CR! boom, MRT! boom, FX! boom, sinehan! Boom! Meron ata akong stories niyan dito sa blog na nakakalat.

Pinakahuling istilo ko ay sa blog to twitter to other gay sites/apps. Parang half ng lifetime keme ko dyan nanggaling (so far, according to my list. Yes, I have a list). Fast, convenient at ready lagi.

Bakit ko nga ba yan naisip? Kasi sa banyagang bansa, nababawasan ang convenience. Paano na yung FuBu back home, di naman pwede paliparin. 'Yung twitter network ng kalan (read: kalandian), di rin maaring pumunta. Kaya feeling ko back-to-basics ako dito. Stroll sa mall, window shopping. Boy-watching. Minsan nakakabingwit gamit ang tantalizing eyes, pero pagkahuli, pinapakawalan din. Mahirap kasi yung kumeme sa bansang di ka pamilyar sa tao. Baka kung mapaano pa ka-sweetan ko. Sa sobrang atrasado, balik na naman ang relationship ni Mariang Palad at si Junjun. Best pals forever!




Comments

  1. Yan ang hirap kapag bading kang OFW eh. *hahaha*

    OMG, di tuloy ako excited mangibang-bansa. Matitigang lang ako! :P

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    1. hehe dun ka sa english-speaking or pinoy-infested countries para iwas tigang :)

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    2. 'Pinoy-infested' talaga? Parang peste lang tayo? *hahahahahaha*

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  2. Ano ba kasi ginagawa mo dyan, nahihirapan ka tuloy kumeme haha :)

    Kahit naman may partner, minsan babalik talaga ang relasyon nina Mariang Palad at JunJun. Hindi kasi pwedeng laging JunJun to JunJun kasi nakaka pagod un kung araw araw haha.

    Just a thought, pag sa lesbian, Mariang Palad din ba ang tawag o Mariang Finger? Wahaha! ANo ba yang mga nasasabi ko lol

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    1. Nagmamaganda lang ako dito :))

      Junjun to Junjun? Di ba meron pang Junjun to Mariang Bibig tsak yung pinsan ni Maria sa ibaba haha

      hahaha Mariang Fingers. Magkakapatid yan, si Pointy, Middy, Ringy, at Pinky. Tatay nila si Fist at nanay nila si Palad :P #patol lol

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    2. LOL sa 'Mariang Finger'! Yak! *hahaha*

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  3. Familiar ka naman siguro sa ...
    "Ikaw ba'y nalulumbay, at walang makausap?"

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    1. haha muntikan ko na patusin yun out of curiosity.

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  4. hindi ko gets hahaha, anu ibig sabihin nung "Ikaw ba'y nalulumbay, at walang makausap?"
    :)

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  5. try mo mag Saudi!! ang palay na ang lalapit sa manok..

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  6. I've been to Saudi before..wala naman! basta sabihing tuwad dapat tuwad agad..
    consent with rape sakin.

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