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Just some moments I remember with the family...

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I just came out of the shower with just a towel around my waist... my mom and sister were on my bed and saw me...

Mom: Ate, tignan mo oh. points at my belly.. kung sa baryo marami nang tao, pa'no pa kaya sa bayan? giggles
Sister: Oo nga no, Ma. laughs out loud
Me: blushing MA!! sabay walk-out!

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During dinner, while my nephew's being cute and adorable...

Sister: Anak, kaw na talaga ang magiging susunod na Daniel Padilla.
Me: Oo, artisahin siya e.
Sister: Oh di ba, parang ako, iniwan ng asawa habang nagbuntis. Ako na si Karla Estrada. Turns to our mom. Ikaw naman, Mommy Eva Padilla. O di bah.
Me: in my head.... So sino ako, BB Gandanghari, teh?! tseh ka!

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While changing my nephew's diaper...

Sister: Baby, where's sunshine?
Nephew: puts hand on his crotch... Chanchayn!
Sister: You always say, Good morning, Sunshine!! Okey?
Nephew: Chanchayn..
Me: in my head... Sunshine talaga teh? di ba pwedeng Bruno or Max ang name sa pututoy? Pag yan naging pink, I'll take him under my wing. hehe

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While changing my nephew's diaper...

Mom: Malaki bird nitong batang to.
Me: huh? Paano mo nasabi?
Mom: Mas malaki pa yung sa kanya keysa sa'yo nung edad niya.
Me: Ows..
Mom: Oo kaya, ako kaya nagpapalit ng lampin mo noh
Me: drops topic... says in my head... tignan natin kung sino nga mas malaki pag umabot na siya sa age ko ngayon. #bringiton

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Bonding with mom...

Me: Ma, sabi nila, kung sino daw mas nag-enjoy [sa sex] sa mag-asawa, siya raw yung mas magiging kamukha ng anak.. So, ikaw ang mas nag-enjoy noh. Ikaw ang mamukha namin e.
Mom: giggles. Paano ba naman akong di mag-eenjoy.. ang laki kaya ng sa Papa mo.
Me: O.o  Ma!!!!


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  1. BwryanMay 30, 2013 at 12:17 AM

    OMG! Eto na ba yung big reveal? Hihihi ;)

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  2. Jei SonMay 30, 2013 at 1:25 AM

    hahaha natawa ako sa 1st and 2nd. yap punta ako sa out reach. di ako maka reply eh

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  3. citybuoyMay 30, 2013 at 7:45 AM

    TM! si mama!

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  4. MugenMay 30, 2013 at 9:52 AM

    Cute!!!

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  5. ZaiZaiMay 30, 2013 at 8:59 PM

    hahaha kakaloka si mama mo, maka usap nga minsan :)

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  6. MamonMay 31, 2013 at 12:26 PM

    Bry, anong reveal? haha

    Jei Son, hehe see you!

    citybuoy, nakakaloka si mama!

    JM, maloko minsan si mama pag nasa mood hehe

    Zai, ayaw, mom says the darndest things sa mga friends ko. haha

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