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Salamat nakasakay rin ng jeep.
Ang sakit na ng paa ko kakahintay.

Wait. Ano yung naaamoy ko?
Jeez! Amoy sibuyas! Jutoks? Where?

Oh. Ate, why you so stinky?
OMFG! Nagtaas ka pa ng kamay? Baba mo yan ate!
Nose, I'm so sorry you have to smell this.
Tingin na lang ako sa other side.

Grabe. Tindi talaga ng jabar mo ate.
Ano yun? May isa pa kong naaamoy.
But wait there's more pala BO mo.
Amoy kachichas naman.

Posible pala yun noh, magkatawang tao ang katchichas.
At kaw yun ate.
Abah. Abah.

Kaw na nga ang matindi sa amoy, kaw pa may ganang magtakip ng ilong dahil sa amoy ng trak ng basura.
At least yun fleeting. pag lumagpas na, wala na.
Eh yung sa'yo integrated na sa pawis mo.
Grabe!!!



Grabe!
Ang sama ko.
Kakagaling ko lang nyan sa prayer meeting kung ano-ano na iniisip kong masama.
Dala lang siguro to ng puyat. Mejo aburido lang ako.
Usually naman talaga, mabait ako e. Kind-meek-gentle.
Minsan naman, tulad ngayon, sarcastic and loud. pero buti pagod na kong mag make parinig. baka majombag ako ng big smelly arms ni ate.
Madalang naman arrogant and proud. Pag may nakikilala lang naman akong kala nila ay ke gagaling na nila. Tseh.



Wala pa bang bababa jan sa dulo nang makausog na ko.
Baka kasi dumikit yung amoy ni ate sa damit ko.
Susunugin ko na to pag ganun.

Haays hayaan ko na nga.
Pag pray ko nalang na sana mababait ang mga kaibigan ni ate at i-gift sa kanya ay complete bath set ng Bench or ng Marks and Spencer.




Sarap din pala maging bakla no.
Nakaka-hug ka sa mga friends mo nang walang malisya.
Nakakasandal ka ng pasweet-sweet lang. ganyan.
Holding hands kahit nag-uusap lang.
Akbay-akbay.
Touchy-touchy ba.
Sarap lang may ka-skin contact.
Speaking of touchy, hahaha Mac!

para po! (may sumigaw)

Ay dito na pala ko.

Ay. Taray ni ate. Fishnet stockings at pekpek shorts.
Masubukan nga yan minsan pag namundok ako.
Well yung stockings lang. Taray siguro ng tan lines ko nun.
And we sometimes wonder why women get raped.
Gusto ko ma-rape sa bundok. chos.

Magpapamasahe ba ko ngayong gabi?
Gusto ko bang mamolestya at ma-violate?
Ano nga bang term na yun, donselya? Nabasa ko lang sa twitter. Hanapin ko nga mamaya.
Kaso sayang sa pera.
Though studies have shown that an hour of a good massage is equivalent to 8 hours of sleep.
Tipid mode parin ang mananaig.
Uwi na lang ako.

Buti nalang may jeep na nag-aabang.
Uy, cute. sana taga sa amin lang siya.

Boss, bayad po. Brad, paabot. (sabi ko)




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Comments

  1. Oh my, kalokaw si Ate. Dapat laging may baong Ambipure parsa sa mga ganyang eksena hehe :)


    Natawa ako sa Kind-meek-gentle - parang si Bambi ang naisip ko hehe :)

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  2. Rus: libag sa paa. so amoy paa. hehe ka-level ng kukurikapu. hahaha

    Zai: hahaha. cute and cuddly pa :P

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  3. kalowka lang! bigyan ko syang ng bongga Ambipure! lol

    thank you for sharing!

    By the way please join to my giveaway!

    http://sunnytoast.blogspot.com/2012/12/12days-before-christmas.html

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  4. nakakatawa at perfect ang timing....good job...

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  5. SunnyToast: kelangan din ata niya ng disinfectant. hehe. thanks for dropping by

    Senyor Iskwater: salamat ser!

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